I'll slowly kill you, one dot at a time.

oksux:

my parents have more friends than i do

I fucking hate having eczema, it is the worst thing having to deal with it every days. My feet look gross, I have old lady hands(I used to get teased about it as a child), and everything stings =. For some reason, my itching had gone out of control, and it’s not even winter. Fuck, it’s 2am and I’m still itching my feet. =\

nayx:

is there a pizzeria called “another one bites the crust” yet and if there isnt then why not

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

alittleheartandruh:

i guess i am responsible
for this sadness
after all
i did put the fate of my happiness
in the bones under your palms

i guess i thought it was safe there
but i didn’t know
that you would take it with you
when you left

youremydirtydisease:

crrrash:

• you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
• something is always touching you
• you can always see your nose
• your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
• you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
• you can’t imagine a new colour

this ruined my life

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

timelordparadise:

decayingmalady:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry ma’am the subscription contract clearly states that you have a sixty year membership

You can, however, pause your subscription. Unfortunately, under the terms and conditions, this requires you to take out a costly subscription to Baby Daily, lasting at least eighteen years.

I have the oven timer bell stuck in my head, so now i keep walking to the kitchen to turn it off only to walk back to the computer.. it’s a vicious cycle.

avocadno:

does my lack of motivation and life purpose turn you on