” I have the deepest affection for intellectual conversations. The ability to just sit and talk. About love, about life, about anything, about everything. To sit under the moon with all the time in the world, the full-speed train that is our lives slowing to a crawl. Bound by no obligations, barred by no human limitations. To speak without regret or fear of consequence. To talk for hours and...
thequeenoftacos: i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009” DUDE. O_O.
dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least we’re running
Knee caps creep me out…. Just no. I don’t like them =\
When gays get so angry about a chicken sandwich, it is because Chick-fil-A has...– Conor Gaughan - “We Are Not Arguing Over Chicken” (via nickfuriously)
Im going to tell you how to get some womans
mangomunch: When you see some fine ass honey runnin’ around here’s what you have to do: “Wait a minute hoe!” Walk up to her Dip your shades Get on one knee Take her by the fucking hand Then repeat by me: “Darling…BITCH. I wanna take you out for a nice seafood dinner. Im gonna take you back to my crib and get you in the HOT TUB…Im gonna get in my…Donald Duck swim trunks and Im going to...
America: Subtly insulting everyone else since 1776
itscandidlycara: yo America listen up if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down 80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat confetti? FUCK THAT apple pIES 7 BILLION APPLE PIES
areyoubeingsarcastic: I feel like the only time I would ever use pi and circumference in real life is if I started telling dick jokes to graduate students…
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