Im going to tell you how to get some womans

mangomunch:

When you see some fine ass honey runnin’ around here’s what you have to do:

  1. “Wait a minute hoe!”
  2. Walk up to her
  3. Dip your shades
  4. Get on one knee
  5. Take her by the fucking hand
  6. Then repeat by me:

“Darling…BITCH. I wanna take you out for a nice seafood dinner. Im gonna take you back to my crib and get you in the HOT TUB…Im gonna get in my…Donald Duck swim trunks and Im going to feed you fresh pineapple…AND THEN ILL WANT TO GET UP NICE AND CLOSE.”

    7. Get womans